- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

womens rights

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

women's rights

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

How high is a Chinaman

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

why did matt die? He had cancer

adam hodgson !

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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