How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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I am very humble.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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top kek

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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kushagra tyagi

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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