What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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c-? men, C-men

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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