Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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