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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth