why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

WHAT THE BABIES?!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Microwave

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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