- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Women's rights.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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