What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

c-? men, C-men

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

A dog was barking at a tree

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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