Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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