- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

I am very humble.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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