Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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