- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Your Mother

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Dogs

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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