Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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White men's rights

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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