why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

There once was this guy and he fell down

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A dog was barking at a tree

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