- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

4 hours later.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

WHAT THE BABIES?!

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.