What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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