what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Weed.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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