Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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