Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

4 hours later.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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