- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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your social life.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

I am very humble.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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