- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

I'm Batman.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Netflix and chill

hi

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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