One time I walked into a fat kid..

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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ejaculation JLR

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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