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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Whats green? The color green.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.