What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

once you go black your credit goes wack

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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