A bar walks into a man

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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