PICKLES

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

thumb_up thumb_down -16

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

thumb_up thumb_down -16

im not food

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

thumb_up thumb_down -16

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops