What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Laugh.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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PICKLES

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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