Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Praise Paisley

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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