- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

politically correct!

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

A person from Singapore eats

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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