- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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