Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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