why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

do you wanna hear a joke school

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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