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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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