knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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