Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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