- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A midget walked under a bar.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground