- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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