Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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the lemon was sweet.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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