- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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