these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What the hell are you doing?

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

David Cameron

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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