- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Stop procrastinating.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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