- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

this is not a drill.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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