Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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belly button

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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4 hours later.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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