- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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