- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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