- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A kid has no friends.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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