Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Anti Joke

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