- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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