What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

haha Otarts was here

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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