- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Waffles ate my grandma

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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