Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What would Muhammed do?

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

Jake. Walsh.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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