- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Okay, after this one then...

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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