What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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This is an anti joke

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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