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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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nice tits.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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8=> >->-o

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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