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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A dog was barking at a tree

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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