- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

I can count to potato.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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