- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

a seal walks into a club.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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