ring around the rosie ... your dead

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

politically correct!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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