- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

haha Otarts was here

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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