- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

1+1=2

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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