How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

No, Trinidad.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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