What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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