- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

c-? men, C-men

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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