why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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belly button

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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wsde

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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