- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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