- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

A black man walks Into a bar.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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