Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A dog was barking at a tree

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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