yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Justin Bieber.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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