What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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You were born.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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