- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Cancer.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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