What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A train poops its pants.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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