Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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women's rights

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Sex education in Texas.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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