- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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