Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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