- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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