- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

q ggggggggggggggggg

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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