Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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I like touching my boobs

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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