- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

That is so fetch

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Loperson

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

whats my name? Matt

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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