your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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