- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

wanna here a joke? you.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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