knock knock There's no door

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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