- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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