- Anti Joke

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper