the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What's two plus two? Window

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Womens rights

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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