- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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