It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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