She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Kefka > Sephiroth

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A muslim paints Mohammed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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