- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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