Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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