How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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