What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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