- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

no really what are ur names?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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