- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

batman has diarrhea

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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