Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Anti Joke

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