- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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