- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

A Sloth runs...

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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