- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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