Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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mikey is cute

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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