What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

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