Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Llamaworm

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Anti Joke

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