Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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womens rights

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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hard cheese

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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