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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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