Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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